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  Rich Lather 5:00 pm on July 16, 2010 Permalink  

  Apple denies iPad 50% more absorbent than wings. 

   

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  Rich Lather 4:56 pm on July 16, 2010 Permalink  

  “No signs of leak” says BP official monitoring his dog. 

   
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  Rich Lather 4:55 pm on July 16, 2010 Permalink  

  Report: Consumer sentiment sinks lower than new MYV reality show. 

   
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  Rich Lather 12:06 pm on July 15, 2010 Permalink  

  Jersey shore engineer believes his fist pumping method may clear up Gulf spill. 

   
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  Rich Lather 11:52 am on July 15, 2010 Permalink  

  Consumer confidence plummets after Annie Sez breaks thing off. 

   
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  Rich Lather 11:11 am on July 14, 2010 Permalink  

  Bob Seger tells Chevy he’s got plenty of other songs to kill, too. 

   
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  Rich Lather 11:08 am on July 14, 2010 Permalink  

  Jacoby & Meyers takes a pass at representing Lohan. 

   
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  Rich Lather 10:55 am on July 14, 2010 Permalink  

  Military tribunal: Those who say “adverts” not protected under international torture laws. 

   
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  Rich Lather 10:53 am on July 14, 2010 Permalink  

  Torre absentmindedly picks his nose in remembrance of Steinbrenner. 

   
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  Rich Lather 10:29 am on July 14, 2010 Permalink  

  Now that the Cup is over, many South Africans welcome a return to lawlessness and terror. 

   
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  Rich Lather 10:26 am on July 14, 2010 Permalink  

  MLB Network confirms Costas being treated for advanced hyperbole. 

   
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  Rich Lather 2:16 pm on July 13, 2010 Permalink  

  USA Gymnastics strongly against proposed flat tax. 

   
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  Rich Lather 2:13 pm on July 13, 2010 Permalink  

  CDC: 2 in 5 U.S. inner city children range from mildly obese to Fat Albert. 

   
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  Rich Lather 12:30 pm on July 13, 2010 Permalink  

  Stamos underage sex trial reaches critical mullet phase. 

   
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  Rich Lather 1:30 pm on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  Agoraphobics continue to oppose socialized medicine. 

   
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  Rich Lather 1:03 pm on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  After tearing calf muscle mid-show, Bon Jovi unfortunately continues on. 

   
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  Rich Lather 12:46 pm on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  Pared down Lillith Fair to hold next concert at local 7-11 parking lot. 

   
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  Rich Lather 11:05 am on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  Former road manager of Asia skeptical of Miami Heat’s chances. 

   
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  Rich Lather 10:03 am on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  Former Red denies using corked bat in 90′s. Claim it was Schott that used him. 

   
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  Rich Lather 9:55 am on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  German scientist says carbon emission shouldn’t exceed 99 luft baloons. 

   
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  Rich Lather 9:19 am on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  88% of American sports fans ready to publicly trash soccer again. 

   
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  Rich Lather 9:16 am on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  Puported cellmate preparing proper response to Lohan’s fingernail message. 

   
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  Rich Lather 9:11 am on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  Privately, Greenspan believes 2010 depression caused by Andrea Mitchell’s nagging. 

   
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  Rich Lather 9:10 am on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  Nielsen confirms: Mindless dreck outpacing self absorbed pap in summer ratings battle. 

   
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  Rich Lather 9:09 am on July 12, 2010 Permalink  

  Feeling neglected, Inuits demand Gibson slur them next. 

   
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  Rich Lather 7:19 pm on July 8, 2010 Permalink  

  Woman claims to be 130 years old 

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  Rich Lather 7:16 pm on July 8, 2010 Permalink  

  National Erma Bombeck convention to meet in back of Toyota Sienna Minivan. 

  Despite the sluggish economy and high unemployment, Erma Bombeck devotees will hold their annual convention this summer. Fans will meet somewhere near Bombeck’s birthplace of Bellbrook, OH in the back of organizer Lillian Mulvey’s 2006 auburn Sienna Minivan. Mulvey hopes this year’s turnout will be bigger than the 2007 event held in her 1987 Ford Festiva.

   
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  Rich Lather 7:04 pm on July 8, 2010 Permalink  

  J&J recalls Tylenol PM, trip to Amish country. 

  Johnson & Johnson announced they would not only recall 21 OTC medications in the next week, but the trip they took to Lancaster County in southeast Pennsylvania some 17 years ago. According to J&J customers and the teenage children they had to bribe with a day trip to Hershey Park just to go along, both the medications and Amish had a “musty, moldy odor” that couldn’t be explained.

   
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  Rich Lather 6:52 pm on July 8, 2010 Permalink  

  Russian Spy Swap 

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  Rich Lather 6:45 pm on July 8, 2010 Permalink  

  Hurricane Alex makes parts of southern Texas look like northern Mexico. 

  With gale force winds, high tides and torrential rains, Hurricane Alex ripped through pockets of the Galveston gulf, turning sleepy beach front communities into shanty-looking barrios. The devastation was so complete, a number of purported illegals ran back to Mexico thinking they just got a little mixed up on the way in.

   
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  admin 9:19 pm on June 22, 2010 Permalink
  Tags: Soccer (2)   

  Mets: Santana to miss next start due to stiffness in penis. 

  Not wanting to take any chances so close to the All Star break, Mets manager Jerry Manuel will be pushing back Johan Santana’s next start due to increasing stiffness in his penis. “Thankfully, his scrotum and testicles appear to be pain free”, remarked Manuel, who doesn’t expect any long term erections in the future. It is believed Santana injured himself either warming up on a mound or at a member/guest best ball.

   
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  admin 5:34 pm on June 22, 2010 Permalink  

  This Is Another Test

   
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  admin 5:25 pm on June 22, 2010 Permalink
  Tags: Soccer (2), Sports   

  France decides to play, no one cares.

   
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  admin 1:12 pm on June 22, 2010 Permalink  

  this is a test

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    admin 1:12 pm on June 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

    that’s pretty funny mofo, how about this one: Test test found to test testers’ testicles.

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    admin 7:55 pm on June 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

    comment #2