Mets: Santana to miss next start due to stiffness in penis.
Not wanting to take any chances so close to the All Star break, Mets manager Jerry Manuel will be pushing back Johan Santana’s next start due to increasing stiffness in his penis. “Thankfully, his scrotum and testicles appear to be pain free”, remarked Manuel, who doesn’t expect any long term erections in the future. It is believed Santana injured himself either warming up on a mound or at a member/guest best ball.