http://www.headlineheadlinenews.com The World's Shallowest News Site! Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:27:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.headlineheadlinenews.com/2010/06/22/whatever-experiment/ http://www.headlineheadlinenews.com/2010/06/22/whatever-experiment/#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:19:48 +0000 admin http://www.headlineheadlinenews.com/2010/06/22/whatever-experiment/ Not wanting to take any chances so close to the All Star break, Mets manager Jerry Manuel will be pushing back Johan Santana’s next start due to increasing stiffness in his penis. “Thankfully, his scrotum and testicles appear to be pain free”, remarked Manuel, who doesn’t expect any long term erections in the future. It is believed Santana injured himself either warming up on a mound or at a member/guest best ball.

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